36 Hours Later...
I'm SO excited to be back in LA... and here are my top 10 reasons why:
10. I get to sleep in my own bed.
9. There are no flies in LA.
8. I can go to almost any restaurant in LA and drink the water without first signing a release form.
7. I love to eat fresh salads and unpeeled fruit.
6. No more car horns constantly and endlessly honking honking honking.
5. I no longer have to constantly look down to avoid stepping in cow s#@t.
4. There are no cows wiping their noses on my shirt as I pass them by.
3. No place beats southern California weather.
2. I can eat food other than Indian food without a hassle.
And the Number 1 reason I'm so excited to be back in L.A.......
Toilet paper!
10. I get to sleep in my own bed.
9. There are no flies in LA.
8. I can go to almost any restaurant in LA and drink the water without first signing a release form.
7. I love to eat fresh salads and unpeeled fruit.
6. No more car horns constantly and endlessly honking honking honking.
5. I no longer have to constantly look down to avoid stepping in cow s#@t.
4. There are no cows wiping their noses on my shirt as I pass them by.
3. No place beats southern California weather.
2. I can eat food other than Indian food without a hassle.
And the Number 1 reason I'm so excited to be back in L.A.......
Toilet paper!
2 Comments:
Ahhh. Welcome back. Reading your journal has been very enjoyable and entertaining!
Toilet paper! you crack me up.
Your stories bring back memories of my trips to India..
Thank you for the laughs.!
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